Wednesday, December 23, 2009

23rd of December 2009 - Why No Job For The Boy?

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23rd of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

WHY NO JOB FOR THE BOY?

Whilst I have long been of the view that once somebody has been released from a prison sentence, we should consider the matter at an end and accept them back into society, I have been surprised at the double standards of the entertainment industry.

Mr Justice Bean's decision upholding the Probation Service's refusal to allow Boy George to appear in Celebrity Big Brother has stymied Channel 4's attempt to go against the conventional wisdom that popular entertainers who have been convicted of serious criminal acts (especially those of a sexual nature) should be permanently excluded from our TV screens.

Whereas the popular Mr O'Dowd may be restricted by the terms of the licence under which he was released after serving only four months of a 15 month sentence for assaulting a male prostitute, no such restriction would apply to Channel 4 in booking the equally popular disgraced paedophile Gary Glitter. However, I see no trace of him in our Xmas schedules.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Sunday, December 20, 2009

20th of December 2009 - Not Chuffed With Eurostar

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20th of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

NOT CHUFFED WITH EUROSTAR

None of the problems with the Eurostar trains would have occured this weekend had the railway company decided to stick with reliable and proven-in-service steam traction instead of this new fangled electric nonsense!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

9th of December 2009 - New And Old Tracks

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9th of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

NEW AND OLD TRACKS

I must admit to having been rather disappointed by the newly laid tramway in Princes Street. For our money, I would have expected that the very least we could have expected in a "Heritage Area" was the reproduction in modern materials of the original cast iron overhead wire supports. Instead, TIE has erected some rather boring poles which may well be sufficient for Leith Walk but are hardly adequate to grace our main thoroughfare.

In passing, whilst all their contractors are twiddling their thumbs during the festive hiatus to construction work, has TIE given any consideration to asking a few of them to carry out a bit of care and maintenance on the short stretch of "original" track in Waterloo Place which includes a slotted rail for the moving cable which once propelled Edinburgh's trams. Having been relaid over half a century ago, the rails are getting somewhat rusty and could do with a polish whilst the slot would benefit from being jetted out. I doubt if cyclists could claim to be inconvenienced as the track ends at a traffic bollard.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, December 7, 2009

7th of December 2009 - Bishop Should Discuss Uganda

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7th of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

BISHOP SHOULD DISCUSS UGANDA

It has been most gratifying to see the alacrity with which the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, has criticised the election of Rev Mary Glasspool as the second openly gay bishop in the global Anglican Church. Quite apart from the vexed issue of women serving in this role, the appointment of a lesbian opens the Church to public ridicule not to mention the displeasure of God.

However, I am surprised that he has so far had nothing to say about the backing of many senior church people in Uganda for legislation which will introduce the death penalty for homosexuals. Whilst I would be the first to discourage such immorality, execution is surely going too far and chemical castration might be kinder and certainly more Christian.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, December 3, 2009

3rd of December 2009 - Strong Drink

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3rd of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

STRONG DRINK

The Portman Group is absolutely right but totally hypocritical in calling for Fraserburgh-based BrewDog's Tokyo Beer to be banned. Portman claims that excessive drinking is being encouraged because the labelling for this 18.2% ABV libation states that people must, from time to time, have excess, and adds: "This beer is for those times."

But when will we hear Portman attack the major players in the industry who make far stronger alcoholic beverages than this small brewery? Portman is financed by massive alcohol companies the sheer scale of whose manufacture of this toxic and harmful drug causes more misery than a tiny production run of some tar flavoured beverage sold to a small handful of incorrigible beardie weardie real ale addicts will ever do.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

1st of December 2009 - Swiss Cheesed Off

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1st of December 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

SWISS CHEESED OFF

It is most unfair that the people of Switzerland have been characterised as racist and/or Islamophobic following their vote to ban any further erection of minarets in their country.

My Swiss friends tell me that the decision (notwithstanding the regretable remarks made by a few of their more bigoted and ignorant politicians) has nothing to do with any animus towards Islam. Rather, it is a result of the deeply conservative views that many of the Swiss hold on the subject of architecture.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

10th of November 2009 - New Smoking Ban

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10th of November 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

NEW SMOKING BAN

Walking past a bus stop in Edinburgh this evening, I was delighted to see that the tram roadworks had sprouted "No Smoking" signs. It's good to see TIE's contractors attempting to improve public health in this way although I wasn't aware that they had been given statutory powers to enforce such a ban.

The mass closure of pubs has been the predictable effect of the Scottish Government's smoking ban - something which I happen to applaud as an anti-alcohol campaigner. Perhaps this new edict will lead to the cancellation of the tram scheme as Auld Reekie's tobacco addicts abandon the streets in order to satisfy their cravings in the privacy of their own homes.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, November 9, 2009

9th of November 2009 - No Gratitude

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9th of November 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

NO GRATITUDE

Why on earth has Gordon Brown seen fit to apologise to Jacqui Janes over the letter of condolence which he sent to her following her son's death in Afganistan?

This ungrateful woman seems not to realise that our Prime Minister is a busy man and that she was honoured by his taking time to hand write a personal note rather than letting secretarial staff prepare a standard letter for signature as was undoubtedly done by her other correspondents: Prince Philip, Buckingham Palace, the Defence Secretary and the dead soldier's regiment.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Friday, October 16, 2009

16th of October 2009 - Time For Change

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16th of October 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

TIME FOR CHANGE

Now that the Euro and Sterling are effectively worth the same, what better time for monetary union?

In these times of economic turmoil, it shouldn't be difficult to persuade the people of Europe to abandon the modern Euro in favour of our historic Pound.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, October 10, 2009

10th of October 2009 - In Bad Company

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10th of October 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

IN BAD COMPANY

There seems to be much self-congratulation amongst Northern Ireland's politicians over the pending deal between the DUP and Sinn Fein which could see Stormont take over the running of police, prisons and the courts.

Strange then that there has been a resounding silence at the recent abolition of Northern Ireland's distinctive company law and the transfer of control of the Belfast Companies Registry to Cardiff.

Do Northern Ireland's political classes have no interest in managing these vital functions of state? Or are they too busy winning hearts and minds?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, September 28, 2009

28th of September 2009 - Home Rule Needed On Alcohol

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28th of September 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

HOME RULE NEEDED ON ALCOHOL

The Scottish Government's plan to discourage drinking by raising prices, whilst to be welcomed, is somewhat ill thought out in that it does nothing to protect the poor from resorting to the manufacture of alcohol at home as an alternative.

Using cheap household ingredients and inexpensive equipment readily available from otherwise respectable retailers, alcohol can easily and legally be made for little more than the price of lemonade. Not only is home brewing and winemaking currently totally uncontrolled, but it cheats the Exchequer of revenue which could otherwise be used to treat the deleterious effects of alcohol.

If the SNP's "War on Alcohol" is to be taken seriously, they really must do something to control this dangerous process which was, after all, only made legal in the 1960's.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

22nd of September 2009 - Bonnie Scotland

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22nd of September 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

EMPLOYMENT

It's always amusing to see the high and mighty hoist by their own petard. But at least Baroness Scotland had the decency not to take the informal advice recently given to me by a member of staff in the Department of Employment: "Don't employ blacks or people with foreign accents - it's just not worth the paperwork"!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Friday, September 18, 2009

18th of September 2009 - Scottish Budget

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18th of September 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

Why has the Scottish Government chosen to abandon the Glasgow airport rail link which would be of lasting benefit to the people of Scotland whilst still proposing to squander money on mere public entertainment in the shape of the 2014 Commonwealth Games?

In the light of their continuing War on Alcohol, is this the modern equivalent of Beer and Circuses?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, September 7, 2009

7th of September 2009 - Fireworks

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7th of September 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

FIREWORKS

As a ticket holder for the Edinburgh Festival Fireworks, it was pleasant this year not to have to struggle through crowds to get in and out of the Gardens.

I presume that the banishment of the hoi polloi from Princes Street will also occur next year as there seems little prospect of the tram works being finished by then.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Friday, August 28, 2009

28th of August 2009 - The Misery Of Alcohol

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28th of August 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

THE MISERY OF ALCOHOL

One can understand Trades Unions attempting to protect the jobs of their members at Diageo's threatened whisky plants. But the Scottish Government, hitherto to be applauded for its anti alcohol policies, really should rethink its support for keeping these enterprises open.

In several States of the USA, "Johnnie Walker" is a much used term for an alcoholic. Are the jobs of a few Scottish workers really more important than stopping the misery caused by their antisocial products?


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

26th of August 2009 - Unwelcome Guests

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26th of August 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

UNWELCOME GUESTS

It has been reported that a number of tourists from the USA have cancelled their holidays in Scotland in protest at the freeing of the "Lockerbie Bomber".

It is precisely those sort of USAnian tourists that Scotland can well do without whilst continuing to welcome those who respect our customs and laws!


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, August 22, 2009

22nd of August 2009 - International Affairs

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22nd of August 2009


Dear Sir/Madam,

INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS

If Libya's major export was carrots rather than oil, Mr Megrahi would still be enjoying free accommodation in a Scottish gaol.

For all the concerted international mumbling and moaning about justice, money is the real driver of the New World Order and we really should not be surprised at current events.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, August 13, 2009

13th of August 2009 - Ill Wind

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13th of August 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

ILL WIND

The UK Border Agency has done a great service to the people of Scotland in their refusal to allow members of the Lahore Pipe Band into the UK to perform at a bagpipe competition in Glasgow.

We have no need to add a further thirty Pakistani pipers to Scotland's already unfortunately large number of indigenous practitioners of this barbaric, unpleasantly loud and totally non melodic "instrument".

If only the quietly spoken and refined Northumbrian pipes were to be heard in their stead, Scotland would be a calmer and more pleasant place.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, July 25, 2009

25th of July 2009 - Bad Parking

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25th of July 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

BAD PARKING

For many years, I have been astonished at the toleration afforded to bad parking in Gayfield Square adjacent to Edinburgh's busiest police station. Now I know why.

Recently, many previously unmarked vehicles have started to display "Police" signs and it is they who are the worst offenders: parking on corners, parking several feet from the kerb, parking on double yellow lines, double parking, obstructing crossings and many other practices for which the ordinary motorist would quite rightly finish up in court.

The police station has a capacious car park which could be used for these vehicles but it is often virtually empty largely because of the spaces reserved for the private vehicles of senior officers who should really be encouraged to use public transport.

In any case, surely "plain clothes" vehicles should be kept in discreet undercover accommodation? I am informed that members of the criminal fraternity often take a walk around the square in order to note registration numbers which rather defeats the purpose of using unmarked cars.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, July 20, 2009

20th of July 2009 - Child Protection

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20th of July 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

CHILD PROTECTION

Following recently criticised moves to require the vetting of adults who merely come into supervised contact with children, it really is time that the government bit the bullet over child protection.

As it is widely acknowledged that the majority of child abuse occurs in the familial home, potential parents should have to obtain full Disclosure certificates for themselves and their immediate circle of relatives and friends before being allowed to parent children. If they attempt to circumvent these procedures, appropriate medical steps could be taken.

Of course, the poor should not have to pay for these certificates, but it would amount to a tax on the middle classes which could be invested to fund further child protection measures. If it saved one child it would be worth it!



Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

15th of July 2009 - Mission Impossible

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15th of July 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

I have long sought the opportunity to make a day trip to Lewis in order to attend Sunday morning worship with one of the many Free Church congregations that adorn the island.

Unfortunately, even though Caledonian Macbrayne are now finally to sail to Stornoway on a Sunday, the arrival of their ship seems to be timed precisely to avoid this sort of tourism. Perhaps this is something that the local council, Comhairle nan Eilean Siar, may wish to take up with the shipping line in the interests of the local economy?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, May 21, 2009

21st of May 2009 - Suitable Expenses

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21st of May 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

SUITABLE EXPENSES

It is unfortunate that it is only current MPs whose expenses are being opened up to public inspection.

I would be particularly interested to peruse those of the former Independent MP Martin Bell. Perhaps, in view of his anti-sleaze campaigning, he would care to put these in the public domain?

The public has a right to know how much (if anything) we have paid for laundering his white suit!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, May 11, 2009

11th of May 2009 - Dig For Victory

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11th of May 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

DIG FOR VICTORY

Why does everybody seems surprised that Shadow Leader of the House of Commons Alan Duncan has spent so much public money on tending his garden?

Having seen the uphill lie of his land, I can assure you that gardening of the sort that this millionaire Tory enjoys does not come cheap. Whether we should be paying for it is another matter!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

6th of May 2009 - The Innocence of Manchester

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6th of May 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

ID CARDS

Manchester seems an unlikely place for the introduction of ID Cards: the Government's long touted panacea for rising crime rates. Perhaps our Home Secretary has been prejudiced against this comparatively law abiding city by viewing too many episodes of the popular drama series "Shameless"?

In reality, it is Liverpool or Glasgow that would benefit most from their swift introduction.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, April 27, 2009

27th of April 2009 - Rotten Swine

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27th of April 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

We should learn more from other cultures and religions.

Clearly the avoidance of pigs practiced by adherents of Islam and Judaism will do much to protect them from the ravages of the H1N1 Swine Virus which will probably sweep through the Christian world unhindered.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Sunday, April 12, 2009

12th of April 2009 - Wrong Easter Message

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12th of April 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

WRONG EASTER MESSAGE

Undertaking a short perambulation on Easter Sunday, I was astounded to find the smashed and grubby remains of dozens of hard boiled eggs littering Calton Hill.

In this day and age, is it really ethical or sensible to teach young children (the remnants of whose egg rolling exploits I presume these to be) that it is OK to waste food? Starving people in the Third World would not understand such wanton waste and I certainly could not explain or justify it to them. I wonder if the parents of the youngsters concerned would feel themselves able so to do?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, April 9, 2009

9th of April 2009 - Penal Policy

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9th of April 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

PENAL POLICY

Now that Parliament is to consider giving voting rights to inmates of UK gaols, it is perhaps time to consider what form any representation should take.

With the present prison population of the UK currently far exceeding the former electorate of the Universities Parliamentary Constituencies which were abolished in 1950, perhaps it might be best if Prison Parliamentary Constituencies were set up to deal with the needs of prisoners. Certainly, I cannot see many existing MPs wishing to take on a larger case load of constituents now that so much more time and care is going to be needed in filling in their expenses claim forms now that these are to be made public.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Monday, March 30, 2009

30th of March 2009 - Thank You, Darling!

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30th of March 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

THANK YOU, DARLING!

As a member of the Nationwide, I'd like to thank the Chancellor for creating a potential future windfall for me by knocking down the Dunfermline Building Society to my society so cheaply having been freed of all toxic assets at public expense.

It may be unfortunate for members of the Dunfermline who will receive nothing and for those who lose jobs at the Dunfermline HQ. However, the latter should realise that they are being punished for their wilful election of a Liberal Democrat in exactly the same way that people in the Scottish Borders lost their railway following their election of David Steel in the 60's.

And this continued emasculation of the Scottish financial sector can only go to strengthen the Union by making Independence even less practical. A masterstroke from Mr Darling!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, March 26, 2009

26th of March 2009 - Alcohol

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26th of March 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

ALCOHOL

The Scottish Government's continuing campaign to cut our nation's alcohol consumption is to be applauded.

However, there is one simple step that could be taken which would undoubtedly help pub customers to realise how much they are consuming - that is the restoration of traditional measures for the dispense of spirits. With quarter gills, fifth gills and (mainly, it has to be said, in Aberdeen) sixth gills, people knew exactly what they were getting. It can be no co-incidence that the rise of problem drinking amongst both young and old in Scotland has entirely followed Metrication of pub measures.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, March 12, 2009

11th of March 2009 - Democracy Wall

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11th of March 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

DEMOCRACY WALL

Holyrood's search for a single quotation for their Canongate wall is surely a little bit elitist.

Why not allocate a reasonably sized expanse of concrete free for anybody to spray or chalk what they will? This "Democracy Wall" could be resprayed once a week to facilitate new postings or simply left so that new postings naturally covered up previous postings over time.

Either way, it would demonstrate that our Scottish Parliament was at least as willing to tolerate criticism and debate as was the Chinese Government of the 70's.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

9th of March 2009 - National Speed Limit

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9th of March 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

It seems that the Government is considering lowering the national road speed limit on single carriageways from 60mph to 50mph. This is long overdue but it clearly does not go far enough.

Due to their management of our economy, adequate cheap labour will soon be available in order to ensure that every vehicle is preceded by a person carrying a red flag. The resultant speed reduction to walking pace would be a major contribution to road safety and were it to save even one child, it would be worth it.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

24th of February 2009 - Michael Barrymore

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24th of February 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

Essex Police's apology to Terry Lubbock, the father of the man found dead near entertainer Michael Barrymore's pool, is to be applauded.

But should they not also be apologising to Mr Barrymore? Their bungled investigation almost certainly means that he will never have a chance to prove in a criminal court his innocence of any wrong doing and the resultant pointing fingers will continue to damage his reputation and career until the end of his days.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

21st of February 2009 - Tram Opportunity

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21st of February 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

The disagreement between TIE, the Edinburgh tram company, and their erstwhile contractors could offer a major new opportunity for employment in Scotland.

With the increasing number of unemployed, many from our rapidly contracting financial sector, what better time to return to traditional pick and shovel methods for building the tramway?

On minimum wage (or, cheaper still, on Job Creation Schemes paying the same as the dole) a new generation of navvies should easily be able to complete the undertaking within a reasonable period.

And, by removing the need for environmentally polluting earth moving machinery, it would make the whole project even more Green!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

19th of February 2009 - Cab Array

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19th of February 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

CAB ARRAY

I am sorry to hear that taxi driver A Bain (Letters - 18th Feb) is, like most business people, suffering from a downturn in trade.

Nevertheless, his attack on the "illegal" private hire trade is a bit self serving and I'll warrant that his demand that "we need a new form of "taxi police" on the streets to make sure the public are safe" is more predicated on protecting his own monopoly than anything else.

Ultimately, members of the public are perfectly capable of evaluating the safety record of different types of transport and, if they don't want to walk an extra 100 yards to use his cab, then tough!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

17th of February 2009 - Road Safety

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17th of February 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

ROAD SAFETY

Some years ago, our City Fathers took a scunner to stone setts (cobbles) in Edinburgh - apart from in the "heritage" area of the High Street - and arranged for them to be covered up with a a thin layer of Tarmacadam.

At the top of Easter Road, the Tarmacadam is now beginning to wear out and the glorious original road surface can be seen in patches.

Would it be possible for the Council to remove the last vestiges of the Tarmacadam or must cyclists and pedestrians continue to suffer from lumps flying off under heavy traffic?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

16th of February 2009 - Dopes

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16th of February 2009

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

DOPES

Why has the Government spent public money on making an anti-cannabis advert when there can be no better exposure of the dangers of this vile drug than the 1930's American film "Reefer Madness"?

As this film is now in the public domain, it would have cost nothing to have it shown on TV. May I suggest that any concerned parent who has access to the Internet should download it free from http://www.archive.org/details/reefer_madness1938 and make sure that their children see it?

If it were to save just one child it would be worth it!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

12th of January 2009 - Rich Edinburgh

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12th of January 2009

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,


It's always pleasant to arrive back at Waverley Station and even more so now that Edinburgh Council's new HQ building is adjacent.

Even on the darkest night, light spills out from every bulb in this glorious edifice to illuminate our city and I am filled with civic pride to be able to point out to fellow travellers: "Edinburgh is rich - we can afford the electricity bills!".

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

2nd of January 2009 - Palestinian Question

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2nd of January 2009

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Dear Sir,

PALESTINIAN QUESTION

As it was the Balfour Declaration in 1917 which has prompted the present plight of the Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, isn't it now time for Scotland to atone for this act of British Imperialism of a fellow countryman by solving the problem at a stroke?

The Palestinians clearly need a homeland of their own - and what better place than to invite them to the Highlands of Scotland where they could re-populate the glens ravaged by the clearances.

Our many Muslim Scots would be able to help their brothers feel welcome and the skills and talents they bring would do much to benefit Scots of all faiths (and none).

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

25th of November 2008 - A Faith Based Cure For Our Financial Ills?

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25th of November 2008

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Dear Sir,

A FAITH BASED CURE FOR OUR FINANCIAL ILLS?

NOW that Britain has been refused financial help by Saudi Arabia, it is perhaps time to consider what might make the Saudis change their hearts and minds.

How about Britain converting to the Moslem faith? In our democratic society, this is not something which could be achieved by compulsion.

Nevertheless, were the Queen to announce her immediate conversion to Islam, it would send a signal to all her citizens and I feel sure that Moslems throughout the world would feel more charitable towards her country.

After all, it would not be the first time that a British monarch has changed their faith. And Her Majesty has already had good practice at exchanging one set of dogmata for another on her frequent travels between Windsor and Holyrood - from the beliefs of the Anglican Church of England to those of the Presbyterian Church of Scotland.

As any theologian will tell you, the basic tenets of the Abrahamic Religions are little different. And any remaining doubts in Her Majesty's mind would soon be assuaged by the gratitude of Moslems everywhere.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

6th of November 2008 - Interesting Question

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6th of November 2008

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Dear Sir,

INTERESTING QUESTION

It's truly shocking that the Bank of England has slashed interests rates presaging a fall in the rates paid to savers by the High Street banks.

At a time when these banks are questionably solvent - surely savers investing their hard earned funds in these dodgy enterprises should receive an increased interest rate reflecting the risk involved? Or does capitalism no longer work like that in Mr Brown's Britain?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

17th of October 2008 - Alcohol

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17th of October 2008

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Dear Sir,

ALCOHOL

At the SNP Conference, Alec Salmond has again shown the qualities of his leadership in successfully urging his party to return its socialist roots over the proposed ban on offsales of alcohol to our young people - something which will do much to improve the lives of the working class.

The minority who misguidedly voted to continue to allow youngsters to "enjoy" this dangerous drug willynilly should hang their heads in shame and slink off to other political parties that would no doubt welcome their libertarian views.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

6th of October 2008 - Bankers

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6th of October 2008

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Dear Sir,

BANKERS

It seems that the government's guarantee scheme for bank deposits only applies to individuals and not businesses (be they small or large). Accordingly, I have just removed the funds from my company's bank account for safekeeping in case of further banking collapse.

No doubt those involved in the recent management buyout of MFI would do well from the vastly increased sale of mattreses were others to follow my example.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

26th of September 2008 - Bankers

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26th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

BANKERS

With the whole international banking system seemingly in crisis, I wonder if Islam's Shariah banking could offer a practical alternative?

Perhaps our Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling, could ask the Muslim Council of Britain to look into this - it might be a novel way of saving the Bank of Scotland and certainly could do no harm.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

22nd of September 2008 - Mark Lazarowicz and Post Office Closures

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22nd of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

I have yet to hear my local MP, Mark Lazarowicz, show his usual brave political leadership by stridently defending his Government's policy on Post Office closures.

Mr Lazarowicz should not be ashamed to remind us that he is putting the interests of the nation before those of his few mainly elderly constituents who seem to use these small and uneconomic Post Offices as some sort of social centre instead of travelling a short distance and supporting larger branches that can provide a much wider range of services.

His opportunist opponents from other parties have killed a not inconsiderable number of trees in the production of protest leaflets when, if they were in power, they'd have done exactly the same in the face of the inevitable removal of the Post Office from the Public Sector. Even in these times of economic difficulty, complete privatisation (as we have seen with telecommunications and public transport) can only lead to improved standards of service as well as considerable profits for potential investors such as myself.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

19th of September 2008 - Paddy's Market

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19th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

I'm glad that Glasgow Council is taking steps to close the open wound that is Paddy's Market. It is only by getting rid of anachronistic institutions that cater largely for the working classes that our cities can be improved and made fit for the New Century and the challenges of modern mass tourism.

In Edinburgh, we have to thank the otherwise much criticised tram scheme for the closure of many tatty old shops in Leith Walk. These will soon be replaced by upmarket boutiques and coffee shops whilst the working classes will be far happier and get more exercise travelling out to peripheral trading estates in order to purchase their hardwear and other requisites.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

16th of September 2008 - Paddy's Market

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16th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

Your correspondent Mark Boyle is absolutely correct (Letters today) in supporting the closure of Paddy's Market. It is only by getting rid of old fashioned businesses that cater largely for the working classes that our cities can be improved and made fit for the New Century.

In Edinburgh, we have to thank the otherwise much criticised tram scheme for the closure of many tatty old shops in Leith Walk. These will soon be replaced by upmarket boutiques and coffee shops whilst the working classes will be far happier and get more exercise travelling out to peripheral trading estates in order to purchase their hardwear and other requisites.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

16th of September 2008 - Sports Injuries

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16th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

I was sorry to read in today's Evening News about the teenage pupil at Merchiston Castle School who suffered an horrific spinal injury during a rugby match.

It really is time that the Scottish Government moved to protect our young people by banning dangerous sports of this sort in both public and private schools.

Whilst the 17 year old injured in this case is a young adult and able to make his own decisions, many younger people are forced into these dangerous sports through parental and peer pressures - not to mention the blinkered approach of PE teachers.

As your report showed, these sort of injuries are not exactly uncommon, and if a ban were to save just one child from being permanently disabled, I am sure it would be worth it.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

8th of September 2008 - Scottish Television

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8th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

SCOTTISH TELEVISION

I look forward to the new digital television channel proposed by the Scottish Broadcasting Commission to showcase Scottish programmes. It will be nice to once again have the opportunity to view culturally iconic programmes like The White Heather Club, Dotaman and Weir's Way.

However, I fear endless repeats of more modern programmes like Balamory which, despite the excellent portrayal of Miss Hoolie by Julie Wilson Nimmo, is not really reflective of Scotland of today due to an over eager political correctness mandating a homosexual policeman and inappropriately multi-racial cast.


Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

8th of September 2008 - War On Drugs

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8th of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

WAR ON DRUGS

Barry Stephen (Letters, 8 September) asks for evidence for my assertion that "we are winning the war on drugs" (Letters, 5 September).

I was merely repeating what we have been told by countless politicians and senior police officers over the last twenty years. Surely they can be trusted to be neither mistaken nor lieing?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

3rd of September 2008 - Alcohol

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3rd of September 2008

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Dear Sir,

ALCOHOL

The Scottish Government is to be congratulated on the strength of its proposals to make it more difficult for young people to get their hands on alcohol - a pernicious drug which is at the root of so many social evils and immorality. In the way in which we are currently winning the War Against Drugs, we can easily build this into a War Against Alcohol and make intoxication a thing of the past.

Why don't they also take the bold step of banning drink from official functions to set a good example? I cannot tell you how embarrassed I have been attending civic receptions where free alcohol has been provided at public expense and attendees, some of them our elected representatives, have hardly been able to stand up straight at the end of the evening! Whilst this modest proposal might not please the drinks industry, it would free up many thousands of pounds annually which could be diverted to alcohol education projects in schools and if it saved one child....

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

21st of August 2008 - Garry Glitter

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21st of August 2008

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Dear Sir,

GARRY GLITTER

Why on earth does the UK government want Garry Glitter back into the country?

Would it not be more appropriate for all countries of the world to
reject him leaving him to forever rove the nether world of VIP
departure lounges - a milieu in which he is unlikely to find any
children to befriend?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

2nd of July 2008 - Called To The Bar

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2nd of July 2008

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Dear Sir,

CALLED TO THE BAR

Timothy Dutton QC, Chairman of the Bar Council, predictably moans in today's Guardian about the portrayal of his profession in the BBC's Criminal Justice serial.

He makes much of the myth, and it is such as any barrister will tell you (when in their cups), that "Counsel's first duty is to the court and to the interests of justice".

This probably should be the case when a barrister is being remunerated from the public purse. However, when a client is paying out of their own pocket, the successful barrister (who is, after all, little more than an overpaid rent-a-gob) soon realises that their first duty is to their client!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

17th of June 2008 - Alcohol Policy

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17th of June 2008

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Dear Sir,

ALCOHOL POLICY

As any professional will tell you, alcohol is mainly a problem for the young and poor who are ill-equipped to handle its affects and will greatly benefit from any enforced reduction in consumption caused by a rise in its price as well as the age at which it can be purchased for off-sales.

The middle aged higher earners, who can largely handle their drink and are unlikely to be found engaging in the nightly fracas in Lothian Road, may well quietly destroy their livers but will continue to do so unhindered in the privacy of their own homes.

The Scottish Government's consultation document is a proportionate response to a very real problem and I note that the British Medical Association (who would be the first to admit that they include a large number of alcoholics in their membership) has been quick to lend its support to the proposals.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

29th of May 2008 - Schools

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29th of May 2008

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Dear Sir,

SCHOOLS

I fail to see why the Scottish Government is trying to reduce primary school class sizes at the cost of untold millions of pounds of taxpayers' money.

Instead, they should be utilising the talents of our few competent teachers by encouraging them to teach larger classes and remunerating them appropriately. They could then get rid of the bulk of glorified child minders who bedevil the profession - many of them scarcely literate themselves.

Class sizes keep falling, but children leave school with standards of numeracy and literacy which would never have been tolerated by the dedicated and talented teachers who taught composite classes of 40+ when I was at school a similar number of years ago.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

30th of May 2008 - Drugs Of Addiction

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30th of May 2008

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Dear Sir,

DRUGS OF ADDICTION

Your correspondent N Nisbet (EN 30th May), is quite right to say that "the time has come to stop pussy-footing around and ban the sale of all tobacco products for good".

But we should take things further by banning all drugs of addiction including alcohol and coffee. The world would be a much better place without these evil substances.

With the experience that has been gained by Police in what the Scottish Government assures us is a largely successful "War against Drugs", this should be a simple matter to enforce if only the political will was there.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

20th of May 2008 - No Doubts Over Borders Rail Link

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20th of May 2008

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Dear Sir,

NO DOUBTS OVER BORDERS RAIL LINK

I'm really not surprised at the crystal clear result of your poll on the proposed re-instatement of the Border Union Railway from Edinburgh to Tweedbank (Scotsman 19th May) which shows that this expensive white elephant is unloved and unwanted.

The line is only ever going to be used by a few environmentalist cranks whose every trip will be heavily subsidised at taxpayers' expense. Car users are never going to subject themselves to the capriciousness of the Trades Unionists who still call the shots on our railways, whilst the poor will continue to travel by the cheaper alternative of the bus.

Railways have had their day and the £300M should instead go towards building a decent motorway system in the Borders - benefitting car and bus user alike!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

15th of May 2008 - Future Of The Royal Mail

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15th of May 2008

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Dear Sir,

FUTURE OF THE ROYAL MAIL

Postcomm are to be congratulated for their report that Royal Mail should begin the approach to privatisation. Nobody can deny the improvements in pricing and increases in standards of customer service that have been made by previously nationalised communication services like Telecommunications, Railways and Buses since they were liberated from the clammy hands of the Civil Service.

Royal Mail should also be free to charge more to deliver to the rural wilds of the country. After all, when it is now illegal for bus operators to cross-subsidise their routes so that busy city routes keep costs down in the rural hinterlands, why should I have to pay more for my city centre postal service in order to subsidise deliveries to people selfish enough to live in places like Thurso, Ballachulish or worse?

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

4th of April 2008 - The Cost Of Child Poverty

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4th of April 2008

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Dear Sir,

THE COST OF CHILD POVERTY

According to the Scottish Government, child poverty in Scotland costs us as much as £1.75billion a year. Worth every penny, I say!

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

4th of April 2008 - Our Drug Problem

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4th of April 2008

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Dear Sir,

OUR DRUG PROBLEM

The Prime Minister is to be congratulated for ignoring the advice of The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs and rolling ahead with plans to reclassify cannabis as a class B drug.

Having seen its sad effect on so many unfortunate colleagues in his cabinet (even if taken only once many years ago and not inhaled), Mr Brown must be only too well aware that use of this pernicious drug leads inexorably to immorality, psychosis and worse.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

22nd of February 2008 - Northern Rock

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22nd of February 2008

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Dear Sir,

NORTHERN ROCK

Now that Northern Rock has been nationalised, surely all who abhor the Capitalist Banking System should be moving their savings to this publicly owned body? If at any time in the future, the Government should seek to again privatise the Rock, a threat of a withdrawal of funds in protest would soon make the Chancellor think again!

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

20th of February 2008 - Bad Language

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20th of February 2008

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Dear Sir,

BAD LANGUAGE

It is spectacularly culturally insensitive of our Anglocentric Westminster Government that it is to introduce English tests for foreigners who plan to marry British citizens and settle in the UK.

What about the UK's other native languages: Gaelic in Scotland, Welsh in Wales and Irish and Ulster Scots in Northern Ireland? These languages are formally recognised in legislation pertaining to their countries (as equals with English in the case of Welsh) and their use is rightly promoted at considerable expense by the Scottish Parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland Assemblies. It beggars belief that they should not be equally acceptable to English for those who wish to settle in our sceptred isles.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

11th of February 2008 - What Hope For Porty School?

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11th of February 2008

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Dear Sir,

WHAT HOPE FOR PORTY SCHOOL?

I note your report in today's Evening News about a DVD made by pupils at Portobello High School bemoaning the state of the building in which they are being educated. Sadly, it is not just the building which seems to be at fault.

You would think that Head Boy Declan Slaven and Head Girl Amy Brodie (who introduce the DVD) would be smartly attired in order to act as ambassadors for their School. Sadly, as your picture shows, they appear with carelessly slack ties and open necked shirts indicative of all that is wrong with the young people of today.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

1st of February 2008 - Local Company?

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1st of February 2008

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Dear Sir,

LOCAL COMPANY?

The website for Lothian Buses has been down for some time today, preventing me from accessing online timetable information for an intended journey early tomorrow. And their published enquiry number for bus times isn't answering. That's annoying - but I'll cope by driving instead!

However, what is astounding to discover (having been rendered obvious by the nature of the technical problem) is that lothianbuses.com is hosted in Germany by a German company (Kundenserver in Karlsruhe). Further probing shows that their (working) flybybus.com site is hosted by another German company - Schlund also in Karlsruhe). Considering that there are any number of competent IT companies in Edinburgh (not to mention the rest of Scotland) who would be more than capable of providing a locally hosted and managed web site to match the locally owned and managed Lothian Buses, why haven't they been given the opportunity?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

17th of December 2007 - Consequences Of Police Searches

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17th of December 2007

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Dear Sir,

CONSEQUENCES OF POLICE SEARCHES

Scottish justice secretary, Kenny MacAskill, complains that British Transport Police (BTP) have been searching an unduly high proportion of Asian travellers. In fact, a friend who is a BTP officer, informs me that their target is Asian travellers but that they have been told to search large numbers of non-Asian travellers at random in order to try and make this less obvious.

What most people who have been the subject of such a search under terror related legislation fail to realise is that not only has their search been recorded by the police but as a result, they are no longer eligible to enter the USA under the Visa Waiver Scheme and that they will henceforth have to apply for a visa if they wish to visit that country.


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

14th of December 2007 - Police Strike

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14th of December 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

POLICE STRIKE

If police officers in England and Wales do go on strike, will the Government call on former miners to break up their picket lines?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

11th of December 2007 - ID Cards And Illegal Donations

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11th of December 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

ID CARDS AND ILLEGAL DONATIONS

With the continuing furore over the illegal donations to Charlie Gordon MSP from the Jersey-based businessman Paul Green, may I point out that this ludicrous situation would never have happened if we had a National ID card scheme.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

21st of November 2007 - Fraud Prevention

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21st of November 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

FRAUD PREVENTION

My Bank Manager today advised me that I should change the number of my bank account as a safeguard against fraud in the light of HMRC's probable loss of my personal information.

She was glad to do this without charge, but I wonder if HMRC will be willing to pay any costs incurred by customers of other banks who demand recompense for the provision of new cheques, pay-in books and plastic cards??

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

9th of November 2007 - Commonwealth Games

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9th of November 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

COMMONWEALTH GAMES

The poor of Nigeria must be overjoyed that Glasgow is to stage the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Had the games gone to Abuja, Nigeria would have had to plunder their national treasury in order to finance the estimated £288m of the games. And costs would almost certainly have escalated in view of the endemic corruption to be found in that impoverished third world country.

The people of Scotland, on the other hand, can easily afford to pay £60 a head for a week of top class international sporting entertainment whilst the lessons learned by our incorruptible politicians and civil servants in the wake of the Parliament Building fiasco will hopefully ensure that everything runs to budget.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

16th of October 2007 - A Major Contribution To Road Safety

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16th of October 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

A MAJOR CONTRIBUTION TO ROAD SAFETY

Anent the proposal to reduce the urban speed limit to 20mph in order to improve road safety for children. As a child, I was taught to look right, left and right again to ensure that the road was clear before crossing. Are modern children no longer capable of this? If so, 20mph is probably still too fast and we should ensure that all motor vehicles are preceded by a person carrying a red flag.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

1st of October 2007 - Religious Tolerance

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1st of October 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE

Congratulations to Sainsbury's on their considerate stance in permitting their Muslim staff to refuse to handle or sell alcoholic beverages.

As a devout Grocetarian, I wonder what allowances they would feel able to make to allow me to work for them in accordance with my deeply held religious belief that it is inaproppriate to handle groceries in public?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

19th of July 2007 - Long Arm Of The Law

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19th of July 2007

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Dear Sir,

LONG ARM OF THE LAW

As Home Secretary, I'm sure that Jacqui Smith believes that those who commit criminal offences should never be able to hide from the long arm of the law. Accordingly, now that she has come clean with the public over her flagrant youthful disregard of the Misuse of Drugs Act, it is surely time for her to lead by example and similarly unburden herself to the police and submit to the full weight of the judicial system. Anything else smacks of "Do as I say, not as I do"!

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

17th of July 2007 - Stop Exploiting Foreign Workers

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17th of July 2007

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Dear Sir,

STOP EXPLOITING FOREIGN WORKERS

Campaigners urging the Prime Minister to force supermarkets to increase wages of garment workers in Asia from a disgraceful 4p-an-hour are sadly misguided.

Surely it would be more to the point to repatriate these jobs to factories in the UK?

Whilst we would all have to pay more for our clothing at British wage rates, at least we wouldn't be exploiting foreign workers who would soon learn what it feels like to suffer from the scourge of unemployment.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

20th of June 2007 - Homosexualist Agenda

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20th of June 2007

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Dear Sir,

Those of us who abhor the homosexualist agenda and the disruption that the Gay Parade and Pride Scotia Festival will cause to Edinburgh this weekend will be giving thanks for the current spell of bad weather.

As we all know, the slightest spot of drizzle is enough to cause most male homosexuals to run for cover. They may claim to be "out" but I'll warrant that there won't be many out in the rain on Saturday.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

10th of June 2007 - Lockerbie Bomber

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10th of June 2007

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

It has been somewhat depressing over the last few days watching Westminster and the Scottish Executive's unseemly squabble over whether or nor the "Lockerbie Bomber" has been included in a deal over Libyan prisoners.

As any open minded and fair person who has reviewed the evidence will tell you, Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi is totally innocent of the crimes for which he was convicted having been fitted up before a kangaroo court in the interest of political expediency.

Instead of emulating the excesses of a school debating society, Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill should seek to right this national disgrace by instructing the immediate release of Mr al-Megrahi who should also be handsomely compensated for his ordeal at the hands of Scottish "Justice" - what better way to spend a good chunk of the money which will undoubtedly be saved by cancelling the Edinburgh trams?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

8th of June 2007 - City Disruption

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8th of June 2007

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Dear Sir,

Yesterday's considerable disruption of Central Edinburgh caused by the police's total closure of North Bridge and Market Street in reaction to a man clambering onto the bridge parapet was totally unjustified.

As such misuse of the bridge seems to be becoming a regular feature of city life, this typical police overreaction can only lead to further selfish and distasteful shouts of "jump" from inconvenienced passers-by who believe that encouraging the unfortunate individual concerned to take this "final step" will bring an end to the incident and allow them to continue their journeys with less delay.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

7th of June 2007 - Lady Diana Spencer

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7th of June 2007

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Dear Sir,

Channel 4 are to be congratulated for their programme on the car crash which killed Lady Diana Spencer. Whilst it doubtless proved uncomfortable viewing to her two sons, one can only hope that the photographs of the wreckage and its dying occupants will lead viewers to realise the importance of wearing seatbelts. I am sure that it is what she would have wanted.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

6th of June 2007 - Catholic Forgiveness

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6th of June 2007

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Dear Sir,

I had always understood that the Roman Catholic Church would give Holy Communion to members who had repented of their sins by confessing them to a priest. I have several Catholic friends who describe themselves as serial sinners but regularly go to confession to make themselves "right with God".


What then is so special about politicians who have voted in favour of permitting women to have abortions that Cardinal Keith O'Brien would deny them Holy Communion for all time? Are they not to be permitted the opportunity to repent? After all, serial murderers regularly receive the Sacraments of the Church in our gaols as do priests who have been convicted of sexual offences against children.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

4th of June 2007 - Policing Priorities

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4th of June 2007

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Dear Sir,

Modern policing, we are oft told by Chief Constables lamenting lack of resources, is a matter of priorities.

What then are we to make of Lothian and Borders Police's decision to evict a blameless householder in order to tear their home apart in an attempt to obtain evidence that might connect Peter Tobin with the missing schoolgirl Vicky Hamilton who disappeared in 1991? Bearing in mind that 60 year old Tobin is currently serving a minimum sentence of 21 years for the murder of Angelika Kluk and will thankfully never set foot out of gaol, what possible justification is there for such squandering of valuable police resources? By now, Ms Hamilton's parents must surely be reconciled to the fact that they will never see their poor child alive.

Meanwhile, a colleague is still waiting for Edinburgh police to contact him to take details of a hit and run incident last week and we see violence in our streets every weekend to which the police claim they are unable to respond timeously due to lack of police officers.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

22nd of May 2007 - Choirs Of Homosexuals

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22nd of May 2007

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Dear Sir,

I was appalled to read in the Evening News (Mon 21st May) that two choirs of homosexuals are to sing in the Usher Hall on Saturday. I have just seen some of the promotional material for this concert which not only features semi-naked men in a variety of fetishistic costumes (including what I am informed is "bondage gear") but promises that the show will "contain strong language and adult themes". One can only hope that our new Lord Provost, Rev George Grubb, will step in to make sure that the tone of Edinburgh is not further lowered by allowing this event to take place in Council owned premises.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

10th of May 2007 - Get Behind The Union

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10th of May 2007

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Dear Sir,

GET BEHIND THE UNION

One thing is clear from the Scottish Parliamentary election: although the SNP may be the largest party, the majority of voters in Scotland voted for Unionist parties.

With this overwhelming vote of confidence in the Union, it is now time for Scots to start paying our way instead of continuing to indulge ourselves in the traditional Scottish dependency culture.

If it is true that Independence would cost every Scot £5,000 a year (as was suggested during the election campaign), then we should no longer be accepting this subsidy from the other constituent parts of the UK - many of which exhibit far greater poverty and worse social conditions than we have in Scotland. Instead, the money should be evenly spread on a per capita basis with, perhaps a little more going to the Capital, London, where the forthcoming Olympics are sure to benefit every part of the UK by fostering an atmosphere of national pride and unity.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

10th of April 2007 - Paedophiles Lower Property Values

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10th of April 2007

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Dear Sir,

PAEDOPHILES LOWER PROPERTY VALUES

The government has taken leave of its senses in offering to publish figures which will allow the construction of league tables of locales in which convicted paedophiles reside. Clearly no consideration has been had to property values which will assuredly plummet in areas of high paedophile concentration. And this will lead to young families being trapped in such dangerous areas - unable to sell and move to somewhere safer.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

9th of April 2007 - Iranian Captives

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9th of April 2007

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Dear Sir,

IRANIAN CAPTIVES

As there have been no allegations that the 15 Royal Navy personnel held captive by Iran were actually subjected to torture, it seems strange that they are being rewarded by being allowed to sell their stories to the highest bidders. Instead, those who peddled falsehood at the bidding of their captors should be facing Courts Martial.

When one thinks of those British Servicepeople tortured by the Nazis who went to their graves saying no more than their names, ranks and numbers, it makes my blood boil to see how standards have dropped in our mollycoddled Services.


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

21st of February 2007 - Langham Windfarm

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21st of February 2007

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Dear Sir,

LANGHAM WINDFARM

David Quinton and Mary Brazier are typical of the incomer NIMBY tytpes who always object to any form of progress.

As any real locals will tell you, the Anderby area is not of any great scenic value and the jobs that will be created by this welcome move by NPower far outweigh any possible transient environmental detriment.

Power needs to be generated somehow. If they're so opposed to a green windfarm, how would they like to see a nuclear power station built on their doorsteps?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

16th of January 2007 - Armed Forces

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16th of January 2007

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Dear Sir,

ARMED FORCES

Defence Minister Derek Twigg has recently revealed that 10% of new recruits to the Royal Regiment of Scotland are from the Fiji Isles.

Taxpayers (including the ever moaning Rose Gentles) should rejoice that British canon fodder is increasingly being provided by cheap overseas labour instead of risking the lives of native Scots?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

16th of January 2007 - Armed Forces

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16th of January 2007

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Dear Sir,

ARMED FORCES

Donald Fairgreave disapprovingly notes in today's Scotsman letters that 10% of new recruits to the Royal Regiment of Scotland are from the Fiji Isles.

Surely taxpayers (including the ever moaning Rose Gentles) should rejoice that British canon fodder is increasingly being provided by cheap overseas labour instead of risking the lives of native Scots?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

20th of December 2006 - Forth Tunnel

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20th of December 2006

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Dear Sir,

FORTH TUNNEL

You claim in today's Evening News that engineer John Carson was first to propose a tunnel as a replacement for the Forth Road Bridge.

No so. I first suggested in in the letters column of your sister newspaper The Scotsman on 2nd January 2006.


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

20th of December 2006 - ID Cards

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20th of December 2006

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Dear Sir,

ID CARDS

Home Secretary John Reid's announcement that biometric details will become compulsory with ID cards does not go far enough.

The system should also include DNA samples from the entire population.

If this was already in place, perhaps the police would have been able to catch the criminal drug fiend who left a lump of cannabis in Mr Reid's house.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

9th of November 2006 - ID Cards

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9th of November 2006

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Dear Sir,

ID CARDS

I really cannot fathom why we are spending all this money on introducing ID cards when the technology is available for biometrics to be used directly in conjunction with an online database.

If Mr Blair is serious about a national identity scheme, he and his MPs must show that there is nothing to fear by volunteering themselves and their families to be the first to proffer their fingerprints, iris scans and DNA samples for the new database (insofar as they are not on record already).

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

8th of November 2006 - Community Safety

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8th of November 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

COMMUNITY SAFETY

As a parent, Jack McConnell is to be applauded for his willingness to allow police to inform neighbours of the home addresses of convicted or suspected paedophiles and other sexual offenders.

This will allow local people to take appropriate action in the knowledge that no jury will convict them for doing what it takes to protect their children and keep our communities safe.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

31st of October 2006 - Global Warming

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31st of October 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

GLOBAL WARMING

In encouraging world leaders to tinker with the inevitable by devoting up to 1% of their countries' economies to combat global warning, Sir Nick Stern has missed the boat.

It is increasingly clear that global warming is inexorable and will change the world as we know it.

Rather than trying to emulate King Canute, and inconvenience people in the short term by restricting travel and the like, it would be more to the point to discuss what we are going to do to manage that change. It is time to select who will live and who will die when the waters rise.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

25th of October 2006 - Meat

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25th of October 2006

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Dear Sir,

MEAT

Alison Adamson-Ross complains (Evening News, October 24) that she has to eat vegetarian food when halal meat is on offer. If she is so sensitive to the suffering of animals, she clearly has no idea of the cruelty inherent in the meat industry or she would be a vegetarian all the time.

As an unrepentant meat eater, I have resolved to disregard this and have made a point of seeking out the Maximum Cruelty halal variety which happens to taste much nicer - which is all that really matters! However, I at least choose to support my local halal butchers in Leith Walk rather than shopping at Tesco.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

24th of October 2006 - Parenting

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24th of October 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

PARENTING

The adoption of David Banda by Madonna and Guy Ritchie has very publicly reminded us of the high standards required of adoptive parents.

If only governments were prepared to apply the same standards to natural parents so many of whom are manifestly unfit to bring up children yet are allowed to attempt to do so because of the blood tie.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

6th of October 2006 - Suitable Attire

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6th of October 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

SUITABLE ATTIRE

I find it intimidating to interact with men dressed in the formal garb of suit and tie.

I wonder if Jack Straw would be prepared to dress differently in order to accommodate my prejudices?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

6th of September 2006 - Parking

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6th of September 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

PARKING

Edinburgh City Council's latest offensive in the War Against Motoring has produced the predictable and potentially profitable response that Parking Zones should be extended yet again.

I think we should be told if the Councillors and Officials responsible for introducing these measures have parking spaces made available to them by the Council and if they use these regularly instead of getting the bus as they so clearly wish their lieges and vassals to do.

Perhaps the Evening News could make suitable Freedom Of Information requests and publish the results?


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

26th of August 2006 - Terrorism

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26th of August 2006

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Dear Sir,

TERRORISM

I can well understand why those Moslems recently accused of a terrorist plot might think that they were unlikely to get a fair trial - especially if presided over by a white public school Anglican judge with an all white jury.

So, why not allow them to be tried by fellow Moslems under the Sharia Law that we are told the Moslem community craves?

If credible evidence against them exists, conviction and sentencing by their peers would do much to prove that UK Moslems have no sympathy with terrorists.

As a former Church Elder, I feel sure that, whilst Liberals might find a death sentence not to their taste, the majority of Britons of whatever colour or creed would support this if it led to a safer and a truly multi-cultural society.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

24th of July 2006 - Bus Pass

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24th of July 2006

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Dear Sir,

BUS PASS

My uncle, who lost his leg in Korea, was recently persuaded to apply for his free bus pass.

Imagine his surprise when, after a night out with friends in the centre of the city, he went to get a night bus home only to discover that his pass wasn't valid. Unfortunately, he had spent all his money on the last round of drinks, couldn't pay the fare and had to walk 5 miles home.

What a way to treat a war hero!


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

24th of July 2006 - Sheridan Trial

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24th of July 2006

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Dear Sir,

SHERIDAN TRIAL

It seems that the Supreme Courts Administration have deliberately chosen one of their smallest court rooms as the forum for Tommy Sheridan's case against the News of the World in order to discourage the public from seeing justice being done in this most interesting case.

Last week, I saw card carrying journalists being excluded from the trial because their names weren't on "the list" whilst interested members of Mr Sheridan's party and other members of the public were also sternly denied entrance as they weren't in the first 18. Meanwhile, two smiling American visitors were ushered into the court by an obsequious official.

Is it any wonder that so many Scots have lost confidence in our system of secret justice?



Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

10th of April 2006 - Matchless

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10th of April 2006

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,


MATCHLESS

The DEFRA Bird Flu Advice Line has proved most unhelpful over my query as to the safety of Swan Vestas. I wonder if your readers have any advice.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

6th of April 2006 - Synchronicity

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6th of April 2006

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Dear Sir,

It seems a perfect example of synchronicity that Bird Flu in the UK has arrived on the very day that the government was due to conduct an Exercise on the subject.

One sincerely hopes that our government has no intention of conducting an Exercise on Nuclear Attacks by Terrorists!


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

27th of March 2006 - Double Standards

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27th of March 2006

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Dear Sir,

DOUBLE STANDARDS

Maureen Moore, Chief Executive of ASH, says ("Better for society in long run") that anti-smoking legislation will help to protect all Scots - smokers and non-smokers alike - from unwanted exposure to a removable carcinogen and could also show the next generation a way to avoid the tobacco addiction trap.

If legal compulsion is such a good thing, why does she not take a similar line in her work with PHACE Scotland (Project for HIV/AIDS Care and Education) by pressing for the criminalisation of unsafe sex?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

25th of February 2006 - Bogus Policeman

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25th of February 2006

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Dear Sir,

BOGUS POLICEMAN

John Hein (Letters February 15) asks the police to tell us how to distinguish a real warrant card from a fake. As the police service couldn't distinguish Shirley McKie's fingerprint from somebody else's, I'm not sure that their advice is worth having.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

24th of February 2006 - Insult To Islam

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24th of February 2006

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Dear Sir,

INSULT TO ISLAM

Having not been in Fountainbridge for some years, I was astounded to see that the Mecca Bingo Hall was still in business. In our multi-cultural city, how on earth can such an insensitive snub to our Islamic brothers and sisters be tolerated?

Whilst this social club may be a place of pilgrimage and pious aspiration for those who play bingo, the regrettable misuse of the word "Mecca" belittles its importance in the eyes of many of Edinburgh's citizens.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

15th of February 2006 - Smoking Ban

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15th of February 2006

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Dear Sir,

Smoking Ban

Now that Westminster has had the good sense to follow the Scottish Parliament in banning smoking in pubs and clubs, when will they take the next bold step of banning that other unhealthy scourge of such dens of iniquity: alcohol?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

29th of December 2005 - Forth Crossing

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29th of December 2005

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Dear Sir,

Forth Crossing

News that the Forth Road Bridge is on its last legs and will soon need replacement provides the perfect opportunity for a Forth Tunnel. This would be totally hidden from view and would remove the constant roar of traffic that can be heard near the current bridge.

With judicious planning, it would almost certainly be possible to re-use much of the existing road structure so there need be little disturbance and the removed spoil could undoubtedly be useful elsewhere. The visual amenity of the area would also benefit greatly.

This is a genuine alternative which must be fully investigated by the Scottish Executive before any final decisions are made on a Forth Bridge replacement.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

26th of December 2005 - Pensions

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26th of December 2005

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Dear Sir,

Pensions crisis? What pensions crisis?

By the time I'm ready to collect my pension from the state, pensioners will form the majority of the voting population and will be a force which no political party will be able to ignore. The minority working population will just have to keep us in the style to which we feel entitled.

I certainly won't be saving a penny for my old age.


Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

14th of September 2005 - Uniform Response

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14th of September 2005

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Dear Sir,

Much of the opposition to Army reform in Scotland seems to be the loss of the distinctive uniforms worn by the various Regiments.

May I offer a modest proposal? Individual soldiers should be allowed to pick and choose from the existing range of uniforms. This would not only save money, as existing supplies could continue to be used, but would give our boys a varied and interesting appearance.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

17th of August 2005 - Border Roads Requirements

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17th of August 2005

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Dear Sir,

The LibDem/Labour coalition really needs to be more consistent and focussed when it comes to its transport policies. They are making a few wasteful concessions to the Rail Transport lobby whilst continuing to grossly underfund our strategic road system.

What the Borders really needs is not a Toytown Tramway built on a Victorian Railway, but a modern four lane motorway (with the possibility of future expansion to six lane) running from the Edinburgh City Bypass via Galashiels and Hawick and joining the M74 near Carlisle. A connecting dual carriageway along the Tweed through other centres of population would also be desireable.

This would bring untold financial benefits to the Borders with all the new commuter housing, factories and even call centres which would inevitably follow as the area was finally properly linked up with the rest of the country.

NIMBY types will moan at destruction of the environment, but, as any real Borderer will tell you, the area is of no great scenic value and economic development and full employment is much more important than a few bits of greenery.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

11th of August 2005 - Torrent Of Racism

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11th of August 2005

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Dear Sir,

I am appalled at the torrent of racism directed at Muslims in this country often citing their failure to integrate into British society and to adopt our customs. Nothing could be further from the truth as a glance at the lifestyle of extremist Islamic cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed will attest.

He lives in a £200,000 council house, hasn't worked since he arrived in the UK, has seven children, gets £300 in state benefit and drives a Motability car. Our indigenous white welfare dependents have more in common with the cleric than they perhaps realise.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

20th of July 2005 - Holyrood Mail

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20th of July 2005

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Dear Sir,

I noticed in a recent Letter column John Hein's letter complaining about being unable to hand in items of mail for MSPs at Holyrood. I too fell foul of this last week and resorted to posting the item sans postage stamp in the nearest pillar box.

Methinks that the security people at Holyrood have an overinflated idea of their charges - I really cannot see anybody wasting valuable explosives on the bunch of nonentities who make up our Parliament. As for the building itself, judging from current reports of its condition, this will fall down unaided within ten years if left to its own devices.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

6th of July 2005 - Parliamentary Fence

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6th of July 2005

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Dear Sir,

The shiny new fence erected to protect the Scottish Parliament has greatly improved the vista of that building. Is there any chance that it could become a permanent fixture gracing our Capital after the G8 is long forgotten?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

11th of June 2005 - Road To The Isles

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11th of June 2005

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Dear Sir,

The Rt Rev Martin Shaw, Bishop of Argyll and the Isles, has called for as many people to travel to the capital as possible on 6th July.

As a resident of Edinburgh, I'd much rather they went to Argyll and the Isles where the Bishop is welcome to the disruption they will cause.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

3rd of March 2005 - Religious Garb

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3rd of March 2005

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Dear Sir,

As an atheist, I was heartened by the success of the young Muslim girl, Shabina Begum, in her legal action against her former school for their refusal to allow her to wear the jiljab.

People of all faiths should be encouraged to wear such distinctive religious garb so that we can all easily recognise them and show them the respect they are due.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

26th of February 2005 - Begging

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26th of February 2005

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Dear Sir,

Congratulations to Edinburgh Councillors for their bold plans to outlaw aggressive begging in the City. Perhaps they could also give our police powers to put these characters on the last bus to Glasgow from whence so many of them seem to originally hail?

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

22nd of February 2005 - G8 Summit

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22nd of February 2005

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Dear Sir,

It is rapidly becoming apparent that the G8 Summit at Gleneagles is going to not only cause inconvenience to many but will also seriously affect businesses throughout Scotland.

It is time for our business community to stop all this nonsense in its tracks. A successful takeover bid for the publicly quoted company (Diageo) which owns Gleneagles Hotel could be followed by the new owners cancelling the G8 booking at Gleneagles. Much to the relief of most of us.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas

4th of February 2005 - Roof Danger

7 Spey Terrace
Edinburgh
EH7 4PX

Telephone: 0131-550 0895
E-mail: JohnEDouglas@hotmail.com

4th of February 2005

FOR PUBLICATION:

LETTER TO THE EDITOR


Dear Sir,

Edinburgh Councillors have indeed opened Pandora's Box on the issue of satellite dishes (EN 3rd Feb). Like terrestrial TV aerials or, for that matter, the council's own massive kerbside dustbins, we have to realise that they are here to stay (unsightly as they may be).

If the council really intends to alienate many TV watching voters by trying to enforce outmoded planning regulations, it will be impossible for them to avoid discriminating against ethnic minorities who rely on satellite in order to receive appropriate programming which is not available on cable. And smaller ethnic minorities often require larger dishes than normal as their programmes are not transmitted on the Astra satellites used by Sky.

If the council actually wants to do something useful on our roofs, they should be seeking the removal of all the redundant Band I/III aerials which are so precariously poised above our city. The 405 line transmissions which required these massive aerials ceased on 3rd January 1985. Since then, these large lumps of metal (many of them now nearly 50 years old) have been rotting away unobserved and, as time goes by, are increasingly a danger to people below.

Every time there is a strong wind, I see more bits in the street and somebody is going to get injured or killed if something isn't done.

Sincerely,


John Eoin Douglas