Tuesday, June 20, 2017

20th of June 2017 - Quantitative Easing

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20th of June 2017
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

QUANTITATATIVE EASING

Coming up to the anniversary of the referendum and as the Brexit talks start in earnest, it is time for the government to indicate how it intends to proceed with legalising Imperial measures to once again allow traders to sell apples by the pound and petrol by the gallon if they so wish.
 
For many of us, getting rid of compulsory Metrication was the main reason for voting to leave the EU. It would be a disgrace if metric fetishists in the civil service were allowed to obstruct this noble aim leaving us only with the negative aspects of Brexit!

John Eoin Douglas

Thursday, May 4, 2017

4th of May 2017 - Polling Shock

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4th of May 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
POLLING SHOCK

Whilst attempting to arrange a lift to the Polling Station this morning I was somewhat discomfited when the Greens told me to walk or use a bicycle.
 
Although I did not vote for them, the Tories were kind enough to send me something satisfyingly large, noisy and polluting.

John Eoin Douglas


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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

28th of March 2017 - Nice House

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28th of March 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
NICE HOUSE

Now that Northern Ireland politicians have shown that they have no further use for the building, I wonder if it would be possible to have the graceful Stormont House dismantled and re-erected in Edinburgh as a welcome replacement for the dismal concrete shed that currently houses the Scottish Parliament.
 
If Mrs May were to facilitate this, I feel sure that MSPs would demonstrate Scotland's gratitude by abandoning any call for a second independence referendum.
 
John Eoin Douglas

Friday, March 17, 2017

17th of March 2017 - Edit This

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17th of March 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
EDIT THIS

George Osborne's appointment as editor of the London Evening Standard whilst retaining his day job as MP indicates that journalism is a bit of a sinecure. Especially if one eschews alcohol and avoids the pub at lunchtime.
 
John Eoin Douglas

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

15th of March 2017 - Referendum Suggestion

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15th of March 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
REFERENDUM SUGGESTION
 
I'm sick of the squabbling as to whether or not Scottish people want another Independence referendum. Politicians have vested interests and pollsters are frequently wrong. Let's settle it once and for all (unless circumstances materially change) by holding a referendum to see if Scots want another Independence referendum.
 
John Eoin Douglas

Monday, February 27, 2017

27th of February 2017 - Miscounting Of Beans

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27th of February 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
MISCOUNTING OF BEANS
 
If a world class firm of beancounters can't get it right for an awards show, should they be trusted to provide audit and business consultancy to governments and companies?

John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, February 11, 2017

11th of February 2017 - No Canny Scot

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11th of February 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
NO CANNY SCOT

It is obvious that, despite any tenuous connection with the Scottish First Minister, Ronald Coyne the Cambridge undergraduate who burned a £20 note in front of a homeless person is not Scottish. No true Scot would be capable of such an action.

John Eoin Douglas

Monday, February 6, 2017

6th of February 2017 - Setting An Example

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6th of February 2017

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
SETTING AN EXAMPLE
 
I was fascinated to read the item anent setted streets in the most recent Spurtle ( http://www.broughtonspurtle.org.uk/sites/broughtonspurtle.org.uk/files/backissues/Spurtle%20259%20Final.pdf ).
 
What neither Edinburgh Council nor LCCC mention is the major contribution to road safety made by this traditional road surfacing which forces the operators of pedal cycles to moderate their speed and progress with more care (especially in inclement weather).
 
The Council should return many more of Edinburgh's roads to setts as anything which tackles the plague of inconsiderate pedalists would be beneficial to pedestrians and motor vehicle users alike. Perhaps this could be done to Leith Walk as part of the Tram extension?

John Eoin Douglas

Monday, January 23, 2017

23rd of January 2017 - Rail Buff Query

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23rd of January 2017
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

RAIL BUFF QUERY

Is the newly released T2 Trainspotting as big a disappointment to railway enthusiasts as the original film?

John Eoin Douglas