Tuesday, June 20, 2017

20th of June 2017 - Quantitative Easing

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20th of June 2017
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

QUANTITATATIVE EASING

Coming up to the anniversary of the referendum and as the Brexit talks start in earnest, it is time for the government to indicate how it intends to proceed with legalising Imperial measures to once again allow traders to sell apples by the pound and petrol by the gallon if they so wish.
 
For many of us, getting rid of compulsory Metrication was the main reason for voting to leave the EU. It would be a disgrace if metric fetishists in the civil service were allowed to obstruct this noble aim leaving us only with the negative aspects of Brexit!

John Eoin Douglas

6 comments:

  1. This has to be satire, surely no one could be so ignorant as to spout such nonsense knowingly.

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  2. I've been checking out your other work, John. Tres drole, monsieur. :-)

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  3. Petrol? Because of EU metrication? The petrol companies they did this YEARS ago to hide the cost of a gallon. NOTHING to do with the EU.

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  4. Reintroducing pounds and ounces would have the added advantage of introducing our young people to the hexadecimal system.

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