Thursday, July 19, 2012

19th of July 2012 - Naked Truth

7 Spey Terrace
Telephone: 0131-550 0895

19th of July 2012

Dear Sir/Madam,


The cost to the public purse of gaoling Naked Rambler Stephen Gough has become intolerable.

Were he only to agree to have his external sexual organs surgically removed, his nudity could cause offence to nobody.

On the other hand, anybody going out unclothed in the current weather is clearly deranged and, on this basis, the use of Mental Health legislation may be justified.

John Eoin Douglas


  1. Absolute rubbish John.

    I was BORN with no external sexual organs .....and I have been arrested and convicted in Portsmouth for the same offence.

    It is a matter of how perverted is the mind of the officer insofar as he is incapable of seeing nudity without defaulting to sex.

    BTW it is 14ºC, quite agreeable and, if it is raining, wet skin is infinitely more comfortable than heavy, clammy, wet clothes.

  2. The law in England is undoubtedly to blame for your conviction.

    Due to your use of metric units, I have no idea what you seem to imagine the temperature might be in the Kingdom. However, from where I am sitting in Edinburgh, it seems neither pleasant nor particularly dry.