Tuesday, January 19, 2010

19th of January 2010 - Chocolate Covering To Takeover

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19th of January 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

CHOCOLATE COVERING TO TAKEOVER

The proposed takeover of Cadbury by Kraft Foods has much to recommend it to shareholders.

The Quaker traditions of Cadbury have heretofore seen an undue priority given to the welfare of workers instead of to shareholders' interests. Kraft Foods will hopefully bring the enterprise's management into the 21st Century and secure a hardnosed maximisation of profit.

Sincerely,



John Eoin Douglas

1 comment:

  1. 'heretofore', shareholders', enterprise's

    Oops you've lost your edge John.

    You used to talk shite with good punctuation. Now you just talk shite.

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