Friday, September 3, 2010

3rd of September 2010 - Papal Security

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3rd of September 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

PAPAL SECURITY

Why do police feel the need to spend millions of pounds on security for the Pope's visit?

Any devout Catholic knows that the prayers of the faithful are all that are required to keep the Holy Father safe if that be God's will.

John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, August 28, 2010

28th of August 2010 - Time For A Blessing?

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28th of August 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

TIME FOR A BLESSING?

The Edinburgh Tram Scheme has been beset with so many problems of late that I have even heard it described as "God forsaken".

Now that it has been decided to move (at not inconsiderable expense) the tram currently on display in Princes Street so that the "Popemobile" might not be obscured, perhaps the Holy Father could be persuaded to pause for a few moments and bless the tram and its rails.

It certainly could do no harm and his blessing could well help to restore peace and harmony to the relationship between the tramway's promoters and contractors thus promoting an early opening of the line.


John Eoin Douglas

Monday, August 9, 2010

9th of August 2010 - Prohibition Not Minimum Pricing

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9th of August 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

PROHIBITION - NOT MINIMUM PRICING

I have just returned from the Campaign for Real Ale's annual Great British Beer Festival in London to which I was invited in order to see "responsible drinking" being undertaken.

This disgusting experience merely confirmed that making alcohol expensive is not any kind of answer. It cost £10 for admission and another £3 to obtain a glass before a single drop could be sampled. Yet, I could see considerable numbers of people whose consumption had been such that they would not have been legally (and, in several cases, physically) capable of driving a motor vehicle.

Only complete prohibition can save the health and morality of our nation.

John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, July 10, 2010

10th of July 2010 - Press Blame

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10th of July 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

PRESS BLAME

Prior to Raoul Moat's death, both broadcast and print media made extensive reference to him as a killer and reported serious allegations against him as fact.

His early demise will have come as a relief to prosecution authorities in Northumbria aghast at the prospect of his escaping justice by successfully claiming the impossibility of a fair trial due to the poisoning of the minds of potential jurors by these irresponsible and unprofessional statements.

John Eoin Douglas

Sunday, July 4, 2010

4th of July 2010 - Abusive Relationship?

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4th of July 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP?

The homosexualist lobby will no doubt be rejoicing at reports that openly gay cleric Dr Jeffrey John, the Dean of St Albans, is the favoured candidate for appointment as Bishop of Southwark.

However, I wonder what their view is on the fact that although Dr John entered a Civil Partnership with his long term partner the Rev Grant Holmes in 2006, he claims that their's is a celibate relationship. Surely gay Christians should be railing against this abuse of the Holy Institution of Civil Partnership? Or are they, like the rest of us, merely incredulous?

John Eoin Douglas

Saturday, June 19, 2010

19th of June 2010 - Anyone But England

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19th of June 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

ANYONE BUT ENGLAND

I am appalled that police pressure has been put upon retailers in Scotland to stop selling Anyone But England merchandise on the grounds that it might be considered as racist.

It is certainly not racist to hope, as do I, that England is knocked out of the World Cup at the earliest possible opportunity. This is the only way that our national broadcasters may be persuaded to stop showing this surfeit of sport and return to more interesting and uplifting schedules.


John Eoin Douglas

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

1st of June 2010 - Royal Insult

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1st of June 2010


Dear Sir/Madam,

ROYAL INSULT

It is singularly inappropriate for Labour's Ian Davidson to criticise the Queen over her request for a paltry increase in the Civil List and to urge her to axe staff instead.

Was it not the former Labour government which poured billions of pounds of taxpayers money into maintaining the lifestyles of bankers who, compared to Her Majesty, have done little or nothing for our country?

John Eoin Douglas